So Bright & Shiny

whether you’re feeling it or faking it, perfect for another turn on the ferris wheel

Sober, Sugarless, Sodium Deprived & Surviving

sober - cirrhotic - iconic Tee
$18.00
Light, lived-in, and quietly confident — this garment-dyed tee settles into your rotation and stays there. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in thanks to post-construction dyeing that softens the hand and gives the color a lived-in depth. A small, retro-style chest graphic adds a touch of personality without shouting, so it layers easily under a flannel or stands alone with jeans. Wear it on slow mornings, long drives, or whenever you want something comfortable that still says you care about texture and detail.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in feel
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean lines and durability
- Size range S–4XL available; sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Sober, Cirrhotic, and Sexy Crewneck Sweatshirt
from $28.00
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a cheeky, confident message with vintage-inspired lettering and a small illustrative accent. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free silhouette. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband hold their shape while double-needle stitching at stress points promises long wear. Soft tear-away neck label keeps the inside comfortable, and eco-conscious dyes and ethically grown cotton give the piece a thoughtful provenance. Wear it on slow mornings, recovery milestones, or casual nights out — it reads like a quiet celebration and a little wink all at once.

Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with durable double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner neck label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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MASLD Mug
from $14.00

Fatty liver says who... old news. In with the new -

Product features

- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and snacks.

- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup.

- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes with colored interior and handle.

- High-quality vibrant printing with glossy finish and eye-catching color contrast.

- Lead- and BPA-free white ceramic with comfortable C-shaped handle.

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Full of Spare Give-a-Fucks -- Cosmetic Zip Bag
$14.00
A bright, T-bottom accessory pouch made from durable spun polyester that keeps its shape and vibrant printed art intact. The roomy, structured base lets the pouch stand upright on a vanity or desk while holding everyday essentials — lip balm, keys, spare change, or recovery tokens. Inside, a matching non-woven laminate lining protects contents and supports print contrast. The gold-tone zipper pull adds a cheerful, slightly vintage touch that complements the playful hand-lettered designs. Lightweight, wipeable, and travel-friendly, it slips easily into backpacks or tote bags and brings a pop of color and personality to daily routines or recovery milestones.

Product features
- 100% spun polyester — shape-retaining and wrinkle-resistant
- Non-woven laminate lining for structure and print contrast
- Durable zipper with gold-colored puller (zipper direction may vary)
- Vibrant, crisp color printing — best for bold, low-detail designs
- T-bottom structured base that stands upright; multiple sizes available

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
off fatty liver - cosmetics bag
$14.00
A bright, T-bottom accessory pouch made from durable spun polyester that keeps its shape and vibrant printed art intact. The roomy, structured base lets the pouch stand upright on a vanity or desk while holding everyday essentials — lip balm, keys, spare change, or recovery tokens. Inside, a matching non-woven laminate lining protects contents and supports print contrast. The gold-tone zipper pull adds a cheerful, slightly vintage touch that complements the playful hand-lettered designs. Lightweight, wipeable, and travel-friendly, it slips easily into backpacks or tote bags and brings a pop of color and personality to daily routines or recovery milestones.

Product features
- 100% spun polyester — shape-retaining and wrinkle-resistant
- Non-woven laminate lining for structure and print contrast
- Durable zipper with gold-colored puller (zipper direction may vary)
- Vibrant, crisp color printing — best for bold, low-detail designs
- T-bottom structured base that stands upright; multiple sizes available

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
MASLD Crewneck
from $28.00

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a cheeky, confident message with vintage-inspired lettering and a small illustrative accent. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free silhouette. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband hold their shape while double-needle stitching at stress points promises long wear. Soft tear-away neck label keeps the inside comfortable, and eco-conscious dyes and ethically grown cotton give the piece a thoughtful provenance. Wear it on slow mornings, recovery milestones, or casual nights out — it reads like a quiet celebration and a little wink all at once.

Product features

- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with durable double-needle stitching

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner neck label for comfort

- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
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Sober Mug
from $14.00

Fatty liver says who... old news. In with the new -

Product features

- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and snacks.

- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup.

- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes with colored interior and handle.

- High-quality vibrant printing with glossy finish and eye-catching color contrast.

- Lead- and BPA-free white ceramic with comfortable C-shaped handle.

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Shitty Liver Society Pocket T-Shirt
$21.00
This heavyweight, garment-dyed pocket tee carries a worn-in, vintage vibe that reads like a badge of honor. The soft, ring-spun cotton relaxes into the body over time while the chest pocket and relaxed cut keep the look casual and lived-in. On the back, a boldly illustrated emblem—featuring an antique-style liver graphic framed by laurel branches and a banner—lands with tongue-in-cheek attitude. It feels like the kind of shirt you pull on after a long weekend: familiar, a little irreverent, and instantly comfortable. Wear it to backyard hangouts, low-key bar nights, or off-duty days when you want to make people laugh without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed pigment colors for a lasting vintage look
- Left chest pocket and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for stability and style
- DTF printed graphic using low-impact, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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