Sober, Cirrhotic, and Sexy Crewneck Sweatshirt

from $28.00
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a cheeky, confident message with vintage-inspired lettering and a small illustrative accent. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free silhouette. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband hold their shape while double-needle stitching at stress points promises long wear. Soft tear-away neck label keeps the inside comfortable, and eco-conscious dyes and ethically grown cotton give the piece a thoughtful provenance. Wear it on slow mornings, recovery milestones, or casual nights out — it reads like a quiet celebration and a little wink all at once.

Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with durable double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner neck label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a cheeky, confident message with vintage-inspired lettering and a small illustrative accent. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free silhouette. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband hold their shape while double-needle stitching at stress points promises long wear. Soft tear-away neck label keeps the inside comfortable, and eco-conscious dyes and ethically grown cotton give the piece a thoughtful provenance. Wear it on slow mornings, recovery milestones, or casual nights out — it reads like a quiet celebration and a little wink all at once.

Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with durable double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner neck label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-