It’s Okay to Feel a
Certain Kind of
Way about It
Honestly… it would be weird if you weren’t at least a little salty
Some people are at odds with a coworker. A neighbor. Maybe an ex.
Some of us have developed a long-standing adversarial relationship with one of our own internal organs.
This mug is for the latter.
One side features the original marbled liver illustration with anatomically adversarial — a needlessly formal way of documenting that you and your liver are no longer operating as a team.
The other side is yours. Personalize it with your name and the month + year you were diagnosed, officially recording when you were INITIATED into the club no one was exactly lining up to join.
New diagnosis? Longtime member? Somewhere in the increasingly complicated middle? No specific stage required. You may have been in this argument for years.
Welcome to the club. The dispute is ongoing.
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Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printed colors
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Some organs wake up every day, do their little jobs and mind their business...
And then there is the liver.
Hepatically Hostile is for those of us whose relationship with the organ beneath the right rib has become less peaceful coexistence and more documented ongoing conflict.
Featuring an original hand-drawn liver in swirling cream and taupe linework, this design pairs hepatically with the considerably less clinical hostile. Because sometimes “complex medical history” is accurate, but it lacks a certain zest.
Wear it to labs. Wear it to clinic. Wear it while opening yet another portal notification.
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- Made from 100% recycled fabric, including 60% recycled cotton and recycled polyester
- Carbon-footprint-reduced production supported by carbon offset projects
- Relaxed fit with side vents for comfortable everyday wear
- Tag-free label, 1x1 rib-knit neckline, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added comfort and durability
- Never-redyed fabric with natural color variation, giving each shirt unique garment character
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Body Length at Back, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 | 27.00 | 27.50 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Bust, in | 17.37 | 18.37 | 19.37 | 20.87 | 22.37 | 23.87 | 25.87 | 27.87 |
| Sleeve Length from Center Back, in | 13.00 | 13.50 | 14.00 | 14.63 | 15.25 | 15.87 | 16.50 | 17.13 |
The reclaimed fibers, never-redyed finish, and natural color variation give each piece its own subtle character. Ships only to the United States and its territories.
Product features
- Durable synthetic blend (60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, 5% spandex)
- Lightweight, soft-to-touch 200-needle knit
- One-size crew: 15.5" × 3.3" fits women 5–15 US, men 3–13 US
- Reinforced black heels and toes for added durability
- Retains shape and dries quickly
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
Turns out chronic illness requires quite a few.
A fuck about the labs. A fuck about the sodium. A fuck about the protein. A fuck about whether that new symptom is actually new. Several fucks about remembering what you were supposed to ask at the appointment.
So, despite appearances, the supply is not depleted.
This canvas wristlet pairs an original loose-sketched liver with a sentiment for anyone who has spent an unreasonable amount of energy giving a fuck about an organ that has made itself a full-time administrative position.
Fill it with medications, appointment essentials, emergency snacks, cosmetics, chargers, or the approximately seventeen things you now refuse to leave home without.
The bag is full. So is the fuck budget.
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Product features
- 100% natural cotton canvas — smooth, matte finish
- Cream-colored plastic zipper with metal pull
- Top carrying handle for easy grab-and-go
- One-sided print with subtle, multicolor design
- Compact size: 8.3" × 7.8" (21.1 × 19.8 cm)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), before washing please make sure the bag is inside out
- Line dry
Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Sewn-in label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric with a soft color and textured feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Stable is such a comforting little word.
Steady. Predictable. Nothing to see here.
And then there is cirrhosis / liver / post transplant stable.
The labs are being watched. The scans have appointments. The medication list has its own gravitational pull. Your liver has apparently chosen mixed media as its preferred method of communication.
But sure.
Stable. Supposedly.
This sweatshirt is for the strange middle ground where things are not necessarily getting worse, nobody is necessarily sounding an alarm, and yet your medical chart remains considerably more interesting than you would prefer.
The original liver artwork mixes loose line work, layered charcoal and warm neutrals, paint splatter, and just enough disorder to make supposedly stable feel less like a diagnosis and more like a raised eyebrow.
Soft sweatshirt. Questionable organ.
Seems stable enough.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with durable double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner neck label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
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Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Stable is such a comforting little word.
Steady. Predictable. Nothing to see here.
And then there is cirrhosis / liver / post transplant stable.
The labs are being watched. The scans have appointments. The medication list has its own gravitational pull. Your liver has apparently chosen mixed media as its preferred method of communication.
But sure.
Stable. Supposedly.
This sweatshirt is for the strange middle ground where things are not necessarily getting worse, nobody is necessarily sounding an alarm, and yet your medical chart remains considerably more interesting than you would prefer.
The original liver artwork mixes loose line work, layered charcoal and warm neutrals, paint splatter, and just enough disorder to make supposedly stable feel less like a diagnosis and more like a raised eyebrow.
Soft sweatshirt. Questionable organ.
Seems stable enough.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with durable double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away inner neck label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
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Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Tired? Probably cirrhosis shit.
Brain doing something weird? Probably cirrhosis shit.
Entire body suddenly developed a new personality trait? You get the idea.
This canvas wristlet is for the increasingly impressive collection of things you carry because cirrhosis apparently requires accessories.
The original hand-painted liver is rendered in loose marbled strokes of charcoal, cream and warm taupe, paired with the kind of highly scientific diagnostic conclusion you occasionally reach after living in a body that refuses to explain itself.
Use it for medications, appointment essentials, emergency snacks, cosmetics, cords, receipts, or whatever other cirrhosis shit has followed you out of the house.
Probably cirrhosis shit. Definitely your stuff.
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Product features
- 100% natural cotton canvas — smooth, matte finish
- Cream-colored plastic zipper with metal pull
- Top carrying handle for easy grab-and-go
- One-sided print with subtle, multicolor design
- Compact size: 8.3" × 7.8" (21.1 × 19.8 cm)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), before washing please make sure the bag is inside out
- Line dry
Product features
- 100% cotton washed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile silhouette
- Pre-curved visor with 6 rows of stitching
- 6 matching sewn eyelets for discreet breathability
- Adjustable antique-brass metal snap buckle (one size)
Care instructions
Nobody asked to join. Might as well get the personalized mug.
The Hepatically Hostile Mug is official-ish drinkware for the club your liver enrolled you in without so much as checking your availability.
One side features our swirling, slightly unruly liver and hepatically hostile. The other is personalized with your nameand Initiated: Month + Year — a tasteful little record of when your liver decided anonymity was no longer for you.
Use your diagnosis date, the month everything went sideways, or whatever date you personally consider your initiation.
It is elegant. It is personalized. It is an objectively ridiculous way to commemorate a medically significant plot twist.
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Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printed colors
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Choose from five shapes, including round, wavy round, heart, scalloped square, and square. Each tray is made from glazed white ceramic with a high-gloss finish and hand-applied-style metallic gold trim. The waterproof, scratch-resistant UV print keeps the design crisp through everyday use. The 2-inch centered print adds a delicate focal point without taking over the clean ceramic surface. Designed for adult use.
Product features
- Glazed white ceramic with a high-gloss finish and metallic gold trim
- Vibrant, waterproof, scratch-resistant UV DTF print
- Centered 2" x 2" square print area
- Available in five shapes: round, wavy round, heart, scalloped square, and square
- Designed for adults; blank product sourced from China
Care instructions
- Wipe clean with a damp towel only. Do not microwave. Not dishwasher safe. Do not hand wash or submerge in water.
Stable is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
The labs are holding. The scan did not cause a diplomatic incident. Nobody used the word urgent. Apparently, this is what we are calling stability now.
For anyone who has ever been told things are “stable” while their liver continues to maintain a surprisingly active extracurricular schedule.
Because stable does not mean normal. It does not mean symptom-free.
And it certainly does not mean your liver has agreed to behave.
Supposedly, though, holding the line.
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Product features
- Made from 100% recycled fabric, including 60% recycled cotton and recycled polyester
- Carbon-footprint-reduced production supported by carbon offset projects
- Relaxed fit with side vents for comfortable everyday wear
- Tag-free label, 1x1 rib-knit neckline, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added comfort and durability
- Never-redyed fabric with natural color variation, giving each shirt unique garment character
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Body Length at Back, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 | 27.00 | 27.50 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Bust, in | 17.37 | 18.37 | 19.37 | 20.87 | 22.37 | 23.87 | 25.87 | 27.87 |
| Sleeve Length from Center Back, in | 13.00 | 13.50 | 14.00 | 14.63 | 15.25 | 15.87 | 16.50 | 17.13 |
Product features
- Durable synthetic blend (60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, 5% spandex)
- Lightweight, soft-to-touch 200-needle knit
- One-size crew: 15.5" × 3.3" fits women 5–15 US, men 3–13 US
- Reinforced black heels and toes for added durability
- Retains shape and dries quickly
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and soft hand feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and roomy kangaroo pocket for comfort and durability
- Printed artwork with DTF/DTG methods; optional embroidery placement available (chest or wrists)
- Tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX-certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 100% cotton washed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile silhouette
- Pre-curved visor with 6 rows of stitching
- 6 matching sewn eyelets for discreet breathability
- Adjustable antique-brass metal snap buckle (one size)
Care instructions
Some people have seasonal allergies. Some people have pet allergies.
And some of us have been personally victimized by the salt shaker.
salt allergy. is for anyone who has ever turned over a nutrition label, seen the sodium, and quietly put the food back where they found it. Featuring a tiny liver because we all know who started this nonsense.
Minimal enough to wear everywhere. Specific enough that the right people will get it immediately. And vague enough that everyone else can mind their business.
Perfect for appointments, grocery-store label audits, restaurant negotiations, and any occasion where someone inevitably says, “But you need some salt.”
No, Brenda. I have a hepatologist.
“Salt allergy” is a joke, not a medical diagnosis. Sodium needs vary with your individual health and treatment plan, so always follow the guidance of your doctor or hepatologist.
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Product features
- 100% cotton washed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile silhouette
- Pre-curved visor with 6 rows of stitching
- 6 matching sewn eyelets for discreet breathability
- Adjustable antique-brass metal snap buckle (one size)
Care instructions
Some diagnoses and designs require nuance. Maybe even an explanation.
This is not one of those moments.
Cirrhosis sucks.
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Product features
- 100% cotton washed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile silhouette
- Pre-curved visor with 6 rows of stitching
- 6 matching sewn eyelets for discreet breathability
- Adjustable antique-brass metal snap buckle (one size)
Care instructions
